PORN!!!!!!!

Dear Devotees–

If you live in Alachua and like to look at internet porn while visiting the Alachua Library and think that no one can see what you are looking at because of the “privacy screens” (screens mounted below keyboard level), please know…. I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT!
And no, I am not trying *that* hard, although I have to admit that when I see a sikha at a computer carrel I do stand on my tippy toes just a little since I’m not even five foot two.
So this is just to say, please don’t look at internet porn at the library. It’s bad public relations, I don’t want my kids to see that stuff as we are walking from the bathroom to the checkout and if I see you checking out porn at the very public library, next time you act like a super important, serious pakka devotee and can’t tell me the time of the abhishek because you are chanting japa and how dare I interrupt you, I might just tell you that I saw you looking at internet porn at the library.
Your servant,
Devadeva
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  1. kmala

    I'm sorry – it's probably really bad that this made me laugh. but it did. so classic.

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