I think the designers of the Jewish Zodiac placemats should have been more veg friendly when choosing which Jewish foods correspond to the different signs of the Chinese zodiac. I mean, there are many respectable Jewish foods which do not contain meat. Matzoh balls, hammentaschen, kasha varnashkas. Okay, so they all have egg in them but I am sure an ambitious Jewish housewife could open the yellow pages and find a kosher deli out there that offers eggless versions.
Thankfully, being born at the start of ’75, I miss the cut off for Year of the Pastrami. I am the Year of the Schmear. Whatever. I guess that’s cute (I tend to spread myself a little too thin), but I am not a fan of the word schmear, either. Ladies, you know what I mean.
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